so our class is reading romeo and juliet
and i stumble across this gem
did shakespeare really just make a dick joke
Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.
also vagina jokes
'Nothing' is Elizabethan slang for vagina
He actually wrote a play called Much Ado About Nothing
Translation: A Lot of Fuss About Vaginas
Everyday I pray to the universe my butt will grow
|Tourist:||Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?|
|New Yorker:||No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.|
|Tourist:||I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.|
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg