Inquiry
Fitness
Thoughts
Me

Semper Fidelis I'm an avid writer, reader, teacher singer, actor & musician living in Miami, FL And I still don't know what I want

»

amoying:

*GETS SUDDEN MEMORIES OF PEOPLE THAT IM NO LONGER CLOSE TO* [OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTION]

(Source: amoying, via neenuhbee)

sockmonkeyrenegade:

thebestworstidea:

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.

This character was the reason I expected that someday my cat was going to talk to me.

(via fweakybee)

samvinyl:

josephhhhhhh:

prbuick11:

rattlebox-hero:

Moments like this define this activity

Oh my god. I’m legit crying. Literal perfection

This is awesome. Much respect for the Madison Scouts. May you never walk alone.

This is the video that made me want to become a Scout.

Ugh.

(via emk4ever)

jessica-418:

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

It’s goin down

jessica-418:

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

It’s goin down

whiteotterbenedict:

This is the best, really a brother/brother relationship lol

(Source: ikolism, via eradicatedfairy)

"Oedipus!"
“I’m coming Mother!”
“So soon?"

-

(via inpursuitofimperfection)

This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.

I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.

(via well-im-the-lord-of-time)

(via eradicatedfairy)

(Source: korrasane, via mollycaine)

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via th3lastofus)

(Source: quellary, via anyoneseenick)

slur2tongue2:

Sometimes my snapchat game is strong

slur2tongue2:

Sometimes my snapchat game is strong

(via itsnotme-itsmyreed)

sherokutakari:

curiousercreature:

letsallnukethewhales:

madlori:

nevver:

The alphabet fades away

Would you like to read a book in which this happens?
It’s one of my all-time favorite books.  It’s called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn.  He describes it as an “progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”
It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”  That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that it’s a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.
Then another tile falls.  Then another.
The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollop’s, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.
Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius part…the author must also stop using the letters as they fall.  So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think they’re down to just five.
The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.
It’s clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy.  It’s not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.
GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.

WOW I want to read that book

Very rarely is there a book that I must read at any costThis is now one of them

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BOOK THE OTHER DAY AND COULDN’T REMEMBER FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT IT WAS CALLEDTHANK YOU TUMBLR USER MADLORI

sherokutakari:

curiousercreature:

letsallnukethewhales:

madlori:

nevver:

The alphabet fades away

Would you like to read a book in which this happens?

It’s one of my all-time favorite books.  It’s called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn.  He describes it as an “progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”

It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”  That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that it’s a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.

Then another tile falls.  Then another.

The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollop’s, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.

Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius part…the author must also stop using the letters as they fall.  So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think they’re down to just five.

The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.

It’s clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy.  It’s not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.

GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.

WOW I want to read that book

Very rarely is there a book that I must read at any cost
This is now one of them

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BOOK THE OTHER DAY AND COULDN’T REMEMBER FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT IT WAS CALLED

THANK YOU TUMBLR USER MADLORI

(via shakespeareintellectualbadass)

death-by-lulz:

sunspotpony:

This is why I love these people.

Words can’t tell how I’m feeling at the moment.

(via eradicatedfairy)

avrielkaplan:

A very happy birthday to you Avi, keep on singing

(via basscannonkaplan)

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

(Source: docmuerte, via buffy-the-pipe-slayer)

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via shakespeareintellectualbadass)